Kids Chocolate Lava

My favorite ever

"These are the only ones that don't upset my stomach. I wish Amazon could carry the chocolate cause those are my favorite and until then I will try to purchase from you directly."

— Vyvian S. (5/5)

"One of the best."

— Kevin (5/5)

"Amazing"

— Kevin (5/5)

Kids Crunch

"Great ! Quick delivery"

— Edward S. (5/5)

The lava bar kids is

"The lava bar kids is very good and not too sweet"

— Mona O. (5/5)

Gluten

"Make gluten free option"

— Erin S. (5/5)

Demonic

"This monstrous disgusting food… I have a headache from it now, I’m fading in and out of consciousness. Back to the beginning; I saw it in the pantry and thought it was a bit suspicious. There weren’t the usual FDA imposed markers and weird language that you find on most commercial products. “Powercrunch KIDS High Protein Snack Bar”, as self identified. This one claimed to be “chocolate lava” flavored, which is obviously not possible since consuming lava kills you. In retrospect, I would rather drink a gallon of lava than eat this. It appears unsuspecting when opened; the box contains 5 bars. The bars look like chocolate wafers, with a chocolate powder on the inside and a fudge coating. Biting into them, my first thought was… cheese? It tasted like chocolate mixed with the same sort of cheese powder found in most commercial cheese crackers (similar to the “Munchies Cheetos Cheese Crackers” that gave my family a virus one time ago). Disgusting. But, I ate it, and read the ingredients. They seemed fairly normal, although it was distributed by “BioNutrional Research Group”, which does not sound like a company which would make kid-friendly chocolate bars, but instead edible dirty bombs. I found 3 different flavors in the pantry, “chocolate lava”, “strawberry shortcake”, and “s’mores”. I ate another one, the strawberry flavor. Even more disgusting. It was filled with a powder that seemed to be faint of strawberry taste, absolutely bombarded by salt and random electrolytes. I tried washing the bar over with water, opening it up and moisturising the powder. It tasted like the sort of magnesium used in laxatives. An incredible headache immediately shot to my head as the whiff of magnesium entered my nose. I cannot, will not, should not, be within 3 meters of magnesium. I had previously overdosed on magnesium laxatives one time long ago to fight a genuinely horrific 120 days constipation, and since then have been permanently foundered on magnesium. Any single bit of it near me shoots up my nose and into my spine. Now I am here, dealing with the effects of magnesium. There is no actual magnesium seemingly in the product, but “magnesium” is what I’ve always referred to this substance as. It’s likely some chemical powder involving magnesium, sulfur, or sodium. Clearly, “chocolate lava” shouldn’t be allowed as a flavor, but from the way the advertisement-like text on the side is phrased, they may have argued that the flavor is actually apart of the product name and that the different flavors are actually separate products completely unrelated. Whatever is the case, I am now in gastrointestinal pain and have a headache at the front of my head, gently permeating my vision in and out of consciousness. My saliva is coated with the reminiscence of whatever strange medicinal powder was in those “snack bars”. I think I am about to have an extreme onset of diarrhea. Few foods have sent me into horrors like this. Namely, only those laxative chewables, vinegar spirit, and this. Vinegar spirit was an experiment to induce a state of dissociation and mild insanity to replace the effects of alcohol, using only ingredients present at any common house and accessable to minors. The intent was to have vinegar spirit parties instead of alcohol parties; but the effect was a week-long depression, insanity, and possession by a demon which I now can Anfelistically identify as the Obsession-soul. Interestingly, these bars also marketed themselves as having "super-proteins". I would love to see what argument they had with the FDA (or lack thereof. . . ) to get onto store shilves. Super-proteins are not real, and not an actual thing. Chocolate lava is also not real, so the things probably didn't even have chocolate. I have no idea why both the chocolate and strawberry flavors tasted like cheese, but I think if I eat the s'mores flavor as well, I will definitely die."

— Faye (2/5)

powercrunch

"I’m looking forward to your response. Please get in touch."

— Alisha B. (5/5)

Great taste! The right size

"Great taste! The right size and convenient for a snack. Good protein with a great taste."

— Brian H. (5/5)

Nah

"It tasted fake."

— Kevin W. (2/5)